The Greatest Hotdog Ever

An ode to the Costco Hotdog

New Pages! Nutritional Data and Food Court Menus!

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I noticed that many people come here looking for information regarding the Costco Food Court or the World Famous Hot Dog itself (and hopefully some of the wonderful poetry too!), so I’ve added a couple pages to help those who are looking for information!

Please let me know if you find any errors, omissions, or admiration in there! I’d greatly appreciate anyone sending any international or interstate Costco Food Court menu pictures or even just updates about their Costco Food Court to me at theCostcoHotdog [at] gmail [dot] com!

You can also reach me now on Twitter @TheCostcoHotdog, and in the future, I will also be adding videos to YouTube on The Costco Hotdog YouTube Channel!

The Journey of a Lifetime Begins with a Single Foot-Long, Quarter Pound Hotdog at Costco

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While this certainly isn’t my first Costco Hotdog, I thought you’d all like to join me from Costco Hotdog #1. No matter how many of these delicious vessels of flavor and nutrition I eat, it’s always like the first time. Amazement at the price: only $1.50 plus tax for a quarter pound hotdog with toppings and a soft drink with refills?! Are you insane Costco? Admiration at the simplicity of the Costco Food Court menu: you make it so easy to pick something, no need to decide between three versions of pasta primavera with different sauces or pastas! The camaraderie of the Food Court: yes, we have all been shopping in this giant warehouse wonderland for bulk items, let us all settle down together for a few minutes to refuel with delicious Costco Hotdogs, Polish sausages, Chicken Bakes, pizza and more.

The first time should always be…

Welcome to the fan page for the greatest hotdog in the known universe!

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My wife told me I was obsessed with the Costco Hotdog, so I decided to preemptively one-up her by creating a fan site about that very thing. I’m not actually obsessed, I am just amazed that the price of a Costco Hotdog would lead one to believe that they are getting a meal of poor quality and taste. In fact, it’s quite the opposite! I’m sure there are mathematical proofs out there that show the Costco Hotdog (and soft drink) represents the most value-laden meal without resorting to eating dirt and leaves!

I’ll keep the flowery prose and mathematics brief…