Who would’ve thought that I’d be back for another Costco Hotdog so soon! I had to pick up a few things I missed yesterday and fill up the gas tank, and I just couldn’t pass up another hot dog! I was in a rush to get back over to the airport to pick up my wife, so I had to shop and run. I’m sorry Costco!
While this certainly isn’t my first Costco Hotdog, I thought you’d all like to join me from Costco Hotdog #1. No matter how many of these delicious vessels of flavor and nutrition I eat, it’s always like the first time. Amazement at the price: only $1.50 plus tax for a quarter pound hotdog with toppings and a soft drink with refills?! Are you insane Costco? Admiration at the simplicity of the Costco Food Court menu: you make it so easy to pick something, no need to decide between three versions of pasta primavera with different sauces or pastas! The camaraderie of the Food Court: yes, we have all been shopping in this giant warehouse wonderland for bulk items, let us all settle down together for a few minutes to refuel with delicious Costco Hotdogs, Polish sausages, Chicken Bakes, pizza and more.
My wife told me I was obsessed with the Costco Hotdog, so I decided to preemptively one-up her by creating a fan site about that very thing. I’m not actually obsessed, I am just amazed that the price of a Costco Hotdog would lead one to believe that they are getting a meal of poor quality and taste. In fact, it’s quite the opposite! I’m sure there are mathematical proofs out there that show the Costco Hotdog (and soft drink) represents the most value-laden meal without resorting to eating dirt and leaves!